GoT MEME | Characters [2/10] → Jaime Lannister
« So many vows…they make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Keep his secrets. Do his bidding. Your life for his. But obey your father. Love your sister. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. Respect the gods. Obey the laws. It’s too much. No matter what you do, you’re forsaking one vow or the other. »
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
"You make me feel something I absolutely cannot feel."
HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US
Mike, I don’t know a single scarer who can do what you do. I know everyone sees us together, they think I’m the one running the show, but the truth is I’ve been riding your coattails since day one. You made the deal with Hardscrabble.